Where Should I Retire?: We want to retire somewhere in the Carolinas — what’s a nice area? No Comments Uncategorized Not near the ocean, please. Not near the ocean, please. Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)